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Wattle We Do Now?

Nov 22, 2007 - Comments: 0

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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Hard Times Are Here Again

Nov 12, 2007 - Comments: 3

i'm having a real hard time here and, if i were you, i wouldn't bother with this shit; i'd go watch oprah .... or have a miller lite .... or rub bacon grease in my hair .... or figure out who the fuck jen is ..... no, this one's been really hard to write, and it's all about cognitive dissonance ... i've got cognitive dissonance in a big way, and i can't resolve it ....

I'd Rather Be Riding

Nov 04, 2007 - Comments: 0

what a week;, dear diary .... did you hear me shrieking?

Radio! Radio!

Oct 28, 2007 - Comments: 0

i'll be doing a live radio broadcast with michael lindner on bass and tim gahagan on drums on saturday, november 3 ..... we'll be doing West Coast Live!, where they've misspelled my name .... i've seen worse, though ....

you can check to see if there's a radio station that broadasts in your area by checking here: http://www.wcl.org/affiliates.html

broadcast starts at 10 am, live from rancho nicasio .....

the "hell" word

Oct 18, 2007 - Comments: 1

it's not that i've taken a sabbatical; i just had to take some time to deliberate over something i obviously need to say ... and what i've got to say isn't going to be easy .... because it's become so apparent to me that i've been, well .... it's really difficult for me to say this, but .... i clearly haven't been doing something right, my statements haven't been clear .... somehow, in some way, i've erred .... recent communications from readers have disturbed me because .... well .... because .....

Untitled Number 98.5

Oct 06, 2007 - Comments: 1

i recently finished a rock wall that i've been working on; it's drywall construction, built up out of lava rocks .... the rocks limn a slope and, when the rocks had settled in place i filled the declivity behind them with potting soil, soil amendment to break up the clay underneath it, and compost from my compost heap .... oh, don't go thinking that i'm some kind of organo freak; i spray my roses: the only reason i compost now is that the compost container was a wedding present ....

think about that: a compost heap for a wedding present!

Satan's Lollipops

Sep 26, 2007 - Comments: 0

now that i'm in loco parentis--and i do mean "loco" parent-ass--my whole schedule has changed, as have my energy levels .... the time that i used to enjoy, pulling myself together, waiting for my meds to kick in; reading e-mails; eliminating spam; erasing all the "humorous" forwarded e-mails from the legion of avid and enthusiastic readers; laboriously pursuing links that you readers have provided that were of vital importance to my psychophysiological well-being and, of course, writing incisive, insightful, and mordant editorials ..... well .....

It's The Music, Man

Sep 16, 2007 - Comments: 0

in the aftermath of the petraeus-crocker dog and pony show, the American Person was asked how he "felt" about it .... you know how the "media" is always asking how people "feel;" that's because we're no longer capable of thought and, because we're so emotionally impoverished, we have to live vicariously through the feelings of others .....

but i digress .....

he replied, "the dog ate my ability to think critically and dispassionately; then the dog ate the independent media and all the independent journalists ....."

Howdy, Doodee

Sep 09, 2007 - Comments: 1

m just about back to "the real world;" i think that my oregon trip is finally finished ... oh, it's one thing to exchange single track, with nary a soul for miles, for clogged and congested freeways; for vapid twats in oversized vehicles, nattering on their phones, as they crush the life out of unwary cyclists 'neath their insatiable wheels ... but really .... i can tell i'm back because the last scabs have finally fallen off my shins ....

The Triumph of the American Way

Sep 04, 2007 - Comments: 0

here are your lessons in contemporary repulbican realities ..... you thought black was black and white was white/but that's wrong that just ain't right/you don't know what you think you know/this bullshit is from below:

i see that most americans are making less this year than they did last year and, even though prices are rising while their wages aren't, you know what that means?

that means that the economy is doing better ....

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