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Born To Be Mild

May 31, 2007 - Comments: 4

i've been travelling the last week, but i didn't miss anything, did i? still the same old, same old: same old faces, same old flanks, same old holes, same old inanity ..... travelling with two two-and-a-half year olds, for seven non-stop hours in a car, well .... it's about the same as reading the new york times or the washington post or the wall street journal or any of the other non-perforated rolls of toilet paper that pass for newspapers these days ....

Dances With Wolfowitz

May 18, 2007 - Comments: 0

another down, but there's more to go ..... that fuckhead wolfowitz is out of the world bank .... gee, how did he ever end up there, after handling iraq so well? oh ..... george giveth, george taketh away ..... i'd started a whole editorial about what a slobbering cock holster wolfowitz is, but there's hardly any point, now that he's out ..... some pundits are commenting that "he got what he wanted .... he got cleared of wrongdoing ..... " but you know, if i were in the world bank, i'd say, here's your halo, you little bitch; take it .... take it ..... just get the fuck out of here .....

Hairballs 'R' Us

May 11, 2007 - Comments: 2

it's hard to maintain the sense of outrage one needs to navigate the news and our lunar political landscape; it's tiring, it takes a lot of energy, and it's not for lack of trying ..... there's no shortage of the outrageous in our "news," but there's little outrage expressed by our "media," unless it's focused its glassy obtunded eye on something like john edward's haircut ..... i don't know shit about edward's haircut, and why would i? i don't do tv ....

Babbling Brooks

May 03, 2007 - Comments: 3

you want some advice? advice is like shit on butthair; every asshole has some, and this asshole is no exception .... but hey, you want some advice? here goes, then, without further a doo:

"Let me offer some advice.

Let's say you're a Republican appointed to an important job in Washington. You'll probably find that 90 percent of the people who work in your agency are Democrats, as are 90 percent of the media types who cover you and 90 percent of the academics who comment on your work.

Mission Accomplished

May 03, 2007 - Comments: 0

four years after our "top scum" staged his big foto op, and america wet itself over its new action figure, the mission is accomplished:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2064157,00.html

truly, our fearless leader is "a man with emissions ....." he's shit all over everything ......

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Where's Fluffy?

Apr 29, 2007 - Comments: 1

ahura mazda help us: our political landscape is bleaker'n that of the moon .... airless, lifeless, without signs of intelligence ..... i wanted to say, jesus, we're fucked .... but it's sunday and i didn't want to start making christian references right off, and so i defer to ahura mazda ..... you know him: the zoroastrian figurehead, the parsi's main man ..... he also builds cars in japan ..... they're nice cars; i have one .....

Supreme Abortions

Apr 20, 2007 - Comments: 0

the gonzales dog-and-pony show tends to be distracting; i almost .... i said "almost" ..... i almost felt sorry for this cretinous sack of shit ..... he was like a mouse that had had its legs broken, then found itself tossed into a turd-filled sandbox with a bunch of kittens who were just learning how to puff themselves up, hiss, hop sideways, and punch anything that was smaller, weaker, and more helpless than they are ..... like a dustball ..... or a shoelace ...... or an old tampon ...... yeah .... our politicians ...

The Shooter's Bible

Apr 18, 2007 - Comments: 1

the media's been having a field day with ..... well, let's define it by what's not being covered: wolfowitz getting his girlfriend access to secure locations without a security clearance, working for elizabeth cheney; gonzales and the fired attorneys; how about a stacked supreme court dancing all over the law of the land and legal precedents, starting to gnaw away at a woman's right to her own health decisions, turning you bitches back into cattle and chattel .....

Watch My Back In Ol' Virginny

Apr 17, 2007 - Comments: 0

i see that paul wolfowitz, the "father of the iraq occupation," has been having a little trouble at the world bank, where he went to "help the unfortunate" and "fight corruption ...." when i hear that he's the father of the invasion and occupation, i wonder--who the fuck is the mother? what kind of silly ho would spread for this scumsucking pig? oh .... kosher pig, for sure, but pig nonetheless ..... anyway, i know that he's doing a good job, just like he did over in eye-rak .... what better way to help poor people than by putting your punch on your payroll?

Stinky Poo, Stinky Poo

Apr 09, 2007 - Comments: 0

my sons are now two years and four months old .... it's an interesting time to have children, not just because i'm so old and fucked up, but because this is when people who don't have children this age, who aren't arthritic, who don't have to care for twins, think that children are fun and when it's exciting to be around them ...

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