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Science Friction

May 13, 2006 - Comments: 3

i haven't written for a while, the reason being a major depressive episode .... you know why? you know what could make me disconsolate, inconsolable, and down? feel forlorn, hopeless, and helpless? wake up in the mo'nin'/feelin' so bad/lawse hab de wuss ol' feelin'/man mos' evah done had?

Tell A Vision

May 18, 2006 - Comments: 0

i haven't always not had a television .... in fact, i have one right now: i bought it in 1987, from one of those "i'm mad melvin ..... i'm right on the corner, i'm right on the price, and i'm close to every turnpike exit known to man ..... and i'll eat the asshole of a rabid chihuahua if that's what it takes to convince you to buy your iron lung from me ....." i bought a videotape player, which i still have, and a panasonic food processor from the store at the same time ..... the food processor was great, and i'm sorry i sold it .....

AAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA

May 25, 2006 - Comments: 0

okay .... color me wrong ..... but ..... AAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..... excuse me .... that just slipped out .... i don't know where that came from ....

i was saying AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU LIZARD SCUM! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING REPTILE FUCKS! ....

golly! what's going on? what is this? could it be ..... demonic possession? am i channelling some ancient and wise figure?

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