He's Back .... And He's Pissed Off!

i figured that i'd not write for a while because i'd be incapacitated after surgery .... such is not the case; surgery went well and, while i'm discomfited by the thought of another four weeks with my left arm strapped to my side, i'm mobile from the elbow down .... that certainly limits guitar playing, but i'm pleased at how well it went and how well i feel .....

my surgeon's pleased, too ..... although no doctor has ever said, gee, i've never done anything like this before ..... i've tried it in the past, but i sure fucked it up .... but hey, you're doing good ..... sorry about snotting into your open wound ......

yessirree, it's amazing what surgeons can do these days: through a two-inch incision they can replace and rebuild complex bone structures .... then they can drive their new mercedes right out .....

all in this through one little incision!

however, my not writing is because .... well ..... because ..... it's so ..... so ..... there's ...... they ...... they ..... and we ..... we .........

they (and you better know to whom i refer) just don't stop (and you better know to what i allude) and we mill around and wonder, gosh, who's winning american idol? and what about that huge lottery? and ..... oh my GOD! .....

another teen's gone missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

makes you wonder if the republican party is disappearing little fubbsy teens, just to keep the population defocused ......

extraordinary rendition .... an equal opportunity employer!

amerika on line tells me that the downturn in the job market is your greatest chance to fulfill your dreams: now you can become a truck driver!

is this the highest we can aspire? a truck driver? i don't want to disparage the contribution interstate that commerce makes to our lives .... it keeps us bullish on the amphetamine market, but jesus .....

and is the most critical decision facing americans as they twiddle their way through life, how much pulp do i want in my orange juice? do i want most pulp? middling pulp? less pulp? do i want any pulp? do i want pulp made out of the cloth balls that pill up in paris hilton's panties? how about some nice polystyrene pulp? or do i want light orange juice, the stuff that has absolutley no orange juice in it whatsoever and costs so much more?

and when the fuck did milk hit four and a half dollars a gallon?

what do they feed these fucking cows? sushi?

i like the way king george the third, in the flap over selling control of our ports to dubhai (and i'm not saying that's a bad thing), refers to our allies, the major contributor to the coalition of the willing, as "great britishers ...." hey, america; wake up .... your president has a thought disorder! your president has a thought disorder! doesn't that alarm you? or you can't go that far because you've delaminated in the dairy aisles, agonizing over the putative pulp content in your o-jay?

speaking of venal, self-serving opportunistic assholes (and we were), i'm noticing a sea change in attitudes toward bush, and i'm not referring just to the 19% approval rating for cheney, or the 32% approval rating for little georgie .... (if that isn't a mandate, i don't know what is) ..... i'm talking about bottom feeders like bill "usually i toe the line, suck the dick, and make the diagnosis" frist coming out against this port sale ..... i'm thinking about some pure pork sausage named bartlett, pushing a book called "impostor," in which he says bush isn't carrying the conservative mantle of ronald reagan, and that he's not a "fiscal conservative ...."

has bush pissed some of these people off because he tried to take back the weapons that reagan sold iran and his daddy sold iraq?

but the real question is, where have these people been, and what's taken them so long .....

there's never been any pretense about bush being little more than a marionette, vapid, hollow, empty .... but pliable ......

this is what madison avenue and hollywood have done to the body politic: starting with ronald reagan, they foisted a c-grade actor off on the voting public ..... starting with a disastrous governship of california, he took his howdy doody pompadour all the way to the white house, becoming a conservative icon ....

from george washington's wooden teeth to a completely wooden president .....

and here comes aah-nuld, a hoppin' down the bunny trail .....

ooooh, because they look like a politician should look!

the ancillary question is, is this going to matter?

i rather think not ... why, a democrat proposed south dakota's ban on abortions .....

and speaking of shameless ass-huffing intrusive whores who have no shame and know no bounds and who will lick shit off of fresh tar for a nickel (and we were), my website has become a target for walt disney and the mortgage industry .... the comment column is being shit-spattered by links to mortgages and cheap vacations to disneyland ..... sure, i know the only reason you read the guff i write is because you're looking for a low-rate mortgage ... and you want to spend those savings in orlando .... but still .....

where's my cut?

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