Tibet? Or Not Tibet?

this is already a horrific week, it's only just begun, and i've got random scattered thoughts because i'm a random scattered kinda guy .... here are just a few .....

what can you say about the bear stearns bail-out? .... profit is privatized, failure is socialized ..... but being a republican means never having to say you're sorry ....

tibet .... olympic chairman says why punish athletes by boycotting the games .... he's right, of course; what is the institutionalized ass-fucking of a country and a culture when you can be merchandising running shoes and sweat shirts? which'd be made in china, of course .... and the one-hundred plus tibetans just killed would surely go along with that, because i know they enjoy buying inexpensive shoddily made chinese goods at their local wal-mart ..... and i know those tibetans are big into aerobics, jogging, and spinning .... gosh, you think they'd settle down, wouldn't you? i mean, get over it, guys .... china invaded you and tore down your temples over fifty years ago .... it's like rape, okay? just relax and enjoy it! and we're dedicated, of course, to upholding democratic movements the world over, unless they happen to interfere with our realpolitik and our realekonomy and i can't even find anything to buy that isn't made in fucking china any more i wonder what do they think about us over there judging by our insatiable appetites for plastic shit what's really happening and you'd better watch out for it is chinese corporations coming over here to manufacture over here and if you think our manufacturing base is in bad trouble right now and it is watch what happens when you can get egg rolls with your plastic shit .....

and the fortune cookie says "you're fucked; eat me ...."

then of course there's obama, selling out his pastor .... you know, being a republican means never having to say you're sorry ..... sociopathic televangelicals say that america's behavior calls down the wrath of god on new orleans because of those f*gs, 9/11 because of l*zbi*ans i guess, and they have dinner with the pr*sid*ent at the wh*te h**se; john mccain has his slobbering yapping chihuahua preacher buddy hagee, but if a s*m*b*dy should dare to say that america's treated bl*ck pe*ple like n*gg*rs ooooo that's inflammatory and provocative and divisive and hey barack you really want to stop divisiveness in this country i'd suggest you haul before a court of law all the c*cks*ckers from all the republican administrations who have lied cheated robbed stolen and engaged in genocide and mass murder i think that'd be a little reaching out across the aisle to slap some fucking handcuffs on these shit-nibblers .....

and we're coming up to tax time .... have you seen hillary clinton's tax returns? no, you haven't, have you .... and you've heard a lot about it from all the crapmunchers in the m*dia .... john mccain, that straight shootin' mavericky kinda guy, though, he don't have to show you no steenkin' tass returns .... he hain't dun it and he haint' a gonna do it and ain't no one talkin' 'bout it 'coz he's john mccain a straight tokker plus heez a whore hero not like that chickenshit kerry but mor to the point heez a krischun and also a republicrap and that means ....

getting away with saying "f-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck you!"

because being a republican means never having to say you're sorry ....

and now it's five years since the unilateral illegal amoral invasion of iraq ... we're really winning now; let's see ... it's taken five years to win this much and do this well so, at this rate, we'll be there another hundred years, just like mccain says ..... well .... ha ha ..... all our permanent bases were no indication that we ever had any intention of leaving, especially when we're getting so far ahead of the game why quit now do we have a tally on how many of our sodjers have dide and how many are woonded and what it'll cost us bush says it's expensive but it's worth it because soddom who's sane was a bad man and gittin' him was and will alwayz be the rite thing to do oh the economy's bad but not that bad maybe we should go shopping like we did after 9/11 i'd like to find something not made in china that i could buy to support the troops but .... ha ha ....

i can't .....

honest to god it gets harder and harder to write anything anymore; i'd rather be riding my bike back country, far away from the madding crowds and the lying cocksuckers and fucking idiots that so abound .... let's see .... where did i just see a picture of the bombardment of baghdad, captioned "mesmerizing shock and awe!" ..... what an assmunch .... it wasn't mesmerizing: it was horrific and terrifying and murderous and why don't we call nagasaki "scintillating" or dresden "lyrical" .....

oh .... of course ..... for the placid bovine multitudes, sucking down their x-treem x-tra lite lo-carb all-natural beer while shovelling high-fructose heavily salted snacky chips into their corpulent insatiable maws, or masticating shugger fuckies, glazed and dazed by "reality" television there's a concept ha ha reality television ha ha i think i'm going to go for a bike ride and get some reality bike riding in but if you're an asshole then you believe all this stuff i guess and aren't we coming up to easter, celebrating the death and resurrection of christ?

by telling our children that a giant rabbit left chocolate eggs?

no wonder people think we're "winning the war ....."

thank you bill hicks; we sure miss you .....

i'm really pressed to write anything coherent; it's a shameful fucking time and i can't stand it .....

i'm going riding .... and then i'm going hiding .....

next: dr. pete sleeps with the dust bunnies