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October 2006

Peter Performs In Pittsburgh (California)

Oct 02, 2006 - Comments: 0

i will be playing this saturday, october 7th, in pittsburgh, california, as part of the "jefferson family galactic reunion ...." this will serve two vital purposes: one is as a benefit concert to restore the Creative Arts Building in Pittsburg .....

the other is to demonstrate that heavily medicated old people in life support systems can still play appallingly loud .....

i'll be playing an acoustic interlude, featuring classical pieces from the black kangaroo era, brilliantly sparkling new compositions, and a hoary old chestnut or two from the "tribute to h__ t___"

Dr. Pete's Believe It Or Not!

Oct 03, 2006 - Comments: 3

Dr. Pete's Believe It Or Not

America is not a democracy.

George Bush has not made us "safer."

George Bush is a lying sack of shit, a cretinous retard, and a murderous fuckpig.

Jesus wouldn't last a New York minute were he to return; Christians would have to kill him quick.

There is no "liberal" media.

The media has been complicit in promulgating government deception.

Every day in Republican America is a "day that will live in infamy."

Republicans and Christians advocate and practice torture.

Chicken Hawk, Chicken Shit

Oct 11, 2006 - Comments: 1

reports are appearing, stating that 650,000 iraqis have been liberated ... i mean, shuffled off their mortal coil; bought the farm; cashed in their chips; handed in their lunch pail; went to their higher rewards; are sitting at the left hand of god; eating smorgasbord with st. peter; partying down with those 72 virgins right now; are super-sizing worms; recycled back to the cosmic compost heap that gave birth to us all ..... not to mention the 2,743 american sojers and untold wounded, dismembered and otherwise "enhanced" persons we've got ourselves .....

Chee-Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah-Too-See

Oct 14, 2006 - Comments: 1

hey, tonto! what's that sound of remote thunder? what's the sound of distant drums that i hear? sounds like a stampede ....

Fun With Dick And Jane

Oct 19, 2006 - Comments: 2

ook, dick, look .... puff is caught up a tree ....

meow meow meow, puff; meow meow meow ....

oh, jane, puff says "meow meow meow" .....

spot says "woof woof woof ...."

meow meow meow ..... woof woof woof .....

jesus h. shit .... aren't there any adults left in this country?

Cat Sand

Oct 25, 2006 - Comments: 2

we had fun with dick and jan last entry, didn't we? we had entire paragraphs, full of nicely typed words which, when read, went something like this:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blarrrggghhhhhh ..........

we have more of the same this week ..... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blarrrrrggggghghghghghgghh ......

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Oct 31, 2006 - Comments: 2

hi, boys and girls .... last time we read that great american classic, "fun with dick and jane ...." god, how our hearts thrilled to those timeless words: "run, dick, run; see dick spot; see jane spot; spot, jane, spot; spot, dick, spot ..... "

it's a good thing i'm not a candidate for office in this mid-term election ... some republican fuck'd find out that i'd written a book and excoriate me for having done so .... especially with all the sexual references ..... you know, "dick;" "spot;" "run;" "come ....."

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