May 2007

Mission Accomplished

May 03, 2007 - Comments: 0

four years after our "top scum" staged his big foto op, and america wet itself over its new action figure, the mission is accomplished:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2064157,00.html

truly, our fearless leader is "a man with emissions ....." he's shit all over everything ......

next: dr. pete thinks about music

Babbling Brooks

May 03, 2007 - Comments: 3

you want some advice? advice is like shit on butthair; every asshole has some, and this asshole is no exception .... but hey, you want some advice? here goes, then, without further a doo:

"Let me offer some advice.

Let's say you're a Republican appointed to an important job in Washington. You'll probably find that 90 percent of the people who work in your agency are Democrats, as are 90 percent of the media types who cover you and 90 percent of the academics who comment on your work.

Hairballs 'R' Us

May 11, 2007 - Comments: 2

it's hard to maintain the sense of outrage one needs to navigate the news and our lunar political landscape; it's tiring, it takes a lot of energy, and it's not for lack of trying ..... there's no shortage of the outrageous in our "news," but there's little outrage expressed by our "media," unless it's focused its glassy obtunded eye on something like john edward's haircut ..... i don't know shit about edward's haircut, and why would i? i don't do tv ....

Dances With Wolfowitz

May 18, 2007 - Comments: 0

another down, but there's more to go ..... that fuckhead wolfowitz is out of the world bank .... gee, how did he ever end up there, after handling iraq so well? oh ..... george giveth, george taketh away ..... i'd started a whole editorial about what a slobbering cock holster wolfowitz is, but there's hardly any point, now that he's out ..... some pundits are commenting that "he got what he wanted .... he got cleared of wrongdoing ..... " but you know, if i were in the world bank, i'd say, here's your halo, you little bitch; take it .... take it ..... just get the fuck out of here .....

Born To Be Mild

May 31, 2007 - Comments: 4

i've been travelling the last week, but i didn't miss anything, did i? still the same old, same old: same old faces, same old flanks, same old holes, same old inanity ..... travelling with two two-and-a-half year olds, for seven non-stop hours in a car, well .... it's about the same as reading the new york times or the washington post or the wall street journal or any of the other non-perforated rolls of toilet paper that pass for newspapers these days ....

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