Hey Pete heck ya may wanna take up candle making.It settles the nerves.I stopped watching the news feel much better.I watch it once a week if I like it or nor just to piss myself off.Dust bunny's huh always thought those were ghost turds.The only way to stay sane these days are to be insane.I just started reading your editorials I see that word I think the worst.I'm so glad I have a sense of humor or I'd start padding my room to.You should get out more often,like play bikeweek or something.Love to see one of YOUR shows,Must have see ya with ste Starship in the 70s was the last time.Wow almost 40 years need a good dose of your intense presents.Think about it a wall of wax.Just a good idea never has been done.
Candleman
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.
The Allergist voted to scratch it,but the Dermatologist advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastrenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under misconception.
The Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled"Over my dead body!"while the Pediatricians said,"Oh,Grow up"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea madness,while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and the Plastic Surgeons said,"This puts a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,but the Urologist were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists did not have the heart to say no.
In the end the Proctologists won out,leaving the entire decision up to the Butt-holes in Washington.
i'm hoping the spaniards will get these motherfuckers. glad you gave me something to read today that got me even more wound up then i already was. you're so good at that. s
Sorry I did not say anything about Kansas but all I could envision was the biggest bowl of popcorn ever cooked.Or a hole in the ground that looked like a belly button with a big thing hanging off i.e Florida. I get my current events now from The Simpsons.Anyways those albums Going Home and Traveler Top of the chart on my listening agenda.Love to see you do a remake of Black Kangaroo and tour with it.Oh and about Florida its really New York now attack of the Greys and Blues.Try Playing Bikeweek would be a kick.We need some different acts down here to keep our sanity.
Doc,
Age not withstanding the music played on mainstream Fm radio really does suck! The dismantling of the FM airwaves has been complete for a couple of decades at least. Maybe you should start writing in a more "Gangsta" vein. Tits, ass ,cash, cars, guns and money and if you've ever been incarcerated or shot you're a shoe in for success! Destroying the English language is also a huge plus. It's a fucking shame but I believe the music and art of era reflect the way the people of that era think. We are truly screwed! I might be old but Im not deaf or blind.
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