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Aaaaaa-CHOOOOOOOO!

May 17, 2009 - Comments: 2

here are some of this last week's fun headlines, and some comments on them .... by the way, this column was originally entitled "fuck harry reid;" now that i read the column i'm not sure why seeing as there's no mention of him but .... at least i'm thinkin' about him, and with all the respect he so richly deserves .... anyway:

Obama Moves to Bar Release of Detainee Abuse Photos: Saying the release of photos of soldiers abusing captives in Iraq and Afghanistan would endanger U.S. troops, the president reversed a decision made last month.

How Now Brown Cake

May 11, 2009 - Comments: 1

yeah ... i know .... i've been .... absent ......

Let Them Eat KaKa

Mar 30, 2009 - Comments: 1

so me 'n' pooty the magic pony was out in the pasture, just cropping the clover, when he suddenly started puking blood and i thought, ground glass in the sugar cubes? but pooty set me clear rilly fast; spain, said pooty, is investigating whether alberto gonzales, that cretinous toadfucking tool of george bush as .... ha ha .... attorney general .....

Listen Carefully Because Your Options Have Changed

Mar 25, 2009 - Comments: 1

pooty the wonder pony and i were hanging out the other day; we'd eaten some sugar cubes and pooty, being a magic pony and all, was getting ready to braid my mane, but we started talking about the thing that's on everybody's mind and .... no, not that thing, silly--you're being perseverative and obsessive; we started talking about the economic meltdown and why we just couldn't bring ourselves to use the "N" word--you know ....

AIG On Your Face

Mar 19, 2009 - Comments: 0

anniversaries are important and today's an anniverary that is really important although it seems to be slipping away unnoticed, what with all the enthusiasm americans are now showing for high finance, the level playing field of the free market, and the invisible hand of the free market, which is jammed so far up the american collective anus that two of its fingers are coming out america's collective noseholes ....

Sticky Wicket

Mar 09, 2009 - Comments: 0

oh, dear diary: what a week we've had! we have word of the destruction of 92 [more] cia tapes documenting cia torture ..... ooooo .... the cia dog ate the cia homework! bad doggie! bad doggie!

we have cheney admitting to having knowledge of and advocating "techniques" the civilized world has acknowledged to be torture for centuries, "techniques" that led to the prosecution and execution of japanese combatants, by the united states, for war crimes after world war II ....

Scumbag Millionaires

Feb 28, 2009 - Comments: 0

we went to see "slumdog millionaire" on oscar night; it was a good night to see it--between heavy rains and it being oscar night there wasn't anyone in the theater, and we actually parked right out in front of the theater .... i don't get out much these days, so i was .... well, not surprised but .....

Who's Sorry Now?

Feb 15, 2009 - Comments: 0

some days are better than others, and some weeks just suck rocks .... let me tell you about the last one: it not only sucked rocks, it gargled them, rolling them over and over, before spitting them out in a fine white powder .... mid-week last week my back was killing me to the point i couldn't sleep all night but ... ha ha ... that doesn't mean i get to rest through the day: i drive the boys to and from school, and kalevi was .... mmmmm ..... being vociferously tempermental, coming and going .....

It's An Obama Nation

Feb 07, 2009 - Comments: 1

i wrote this two weeks ago but didn't have the heart to publish; my depression just couldn't keep up with the day-to-day realities of our brave new world, so i thought i'd just bide my time and bite my tongue in the hopes that the sun would rise, redder and rosier and more resplendent than ever ....

Deer Diary

Jan 13, 2009 - Comments: 0

oh, dear diary! it's been such a long time that i scarcely know where to begin so's we can catch up! well .... let's see:

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