Just Say No

Sacramento, CA ...... Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that California would be reducing the quantity of drugs given to death row inmates in their lethal injection.

"Ve're a Christian nation," the governor said; "and drugs are bad for you. Look vat happened to me; see dese teeth?" He added: "Ve don't vant dem to get hurt, and ve don't vant dem to get hooked."

Schwarzenegger said that inmates would be encouraged to buy their own drugs. "Dey chenerally can get better drugs, at better prices, den ve can ..... especially vit dis new Medi-Care drug program. Nobody here understands how dat vorks."

In other late-breaking news, President Bush offended Pakistanis when he used his right hand to wipe himself. "Hey," he said to a group of reporters; "Least I did .... 'n' I din't use no Koran neither."

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
PETER KAUKONEN, San Francisco Bay Area guitarist, has played, toured, and recorded with Black Kangaroo, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Johnny Winter.

1 Comment

Ess Kargo says:

Ha, ha, ha, ho! ho! Ahhhhh.... whew, thanks. That was fun.

Submitted by Ess Kargo on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 13:57

Add new comment

Filtered HTML

  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <blockquote> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
you know, it just is so hard to write editorials now; i started this one eight days a...
Thursday, February 11, 2010 - 10:52
i started this back when there was that tiny little error in the gulf of mexico, when...
Wednesday, July 7, 2010 - 11:56
i know i've said this before, but i'm finding it increasingly difficult to write anyt...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 - 11:54
honest to god, boys 'n' girls, we got more good news this week: death is america's bi...
Monday, February 22, 2010 - 10:52
Prix Alli Xenical Agerblegitte [url=https://apcialiss.com/]real cialis online[/url] Molops Amoxicillin 500 Mg Brea...
2 hours 12 min ago
Commande Cialis 20 Mg Empalaymep https://acialisse.com/ - Cialis NupCoinocino India Pharamcy Zoloft Haubbaxaph Ci...
3 hours 49 sec ago
cialis achat moins cher hyclichory https://agencialisto.com/ - Cialis Aftefrefrona Misoprostol Cytotec Acheter Vo...
4 hours 56 min ago
http://mewkid.net/when-is-xuxlya/ - Amoxicillin Without Prescription Amoxicillin 500mg Capsules ydq.jdsi.peterkauko...
10 hours 2 min ago