Military Intelligence

here's the calibre and quality of our brave soldiers who are defending our freedoms, and it's a clear reflection of their leaders ..... the soldiers who are up for the rape and murder ot the fourteen-year-old iraqi girl and her family were on the stand yesterday .... one said that his partner held the girl's arms while he .... well, he thought he raped her, but he wasn't sure; he wasn't sure if he'd succeeded .... he was pretty sure the family was dead because his buddy came out with the ak and he was laughing, but ..... he wasn't sure about the rape ....

gee, am i missing something? when you get down to rapin', you oughtta know if you're doing it or not ..... what are they teaching our kids in school these days? it's kind of like, you ought to know if you've brought democracy to iraq or not .... most people know about rape: i came back to find the comments section of this site filled up with adds for rape videos and ringtones .... there it is, america .... you can watch rape videos while you get the hippest, latest, most "now" ringtone available .... gosh, i sure hope those new fab rape ringtones aren't infringing on any of brittany's royalties ......

bush is taking another vacation, and that's a good thing; the less we see or hear from him, the better off the world is .... but i was glad to note that he thought it was "hard work," doin' all that dipllematin' stuff, and our highly paid reporters tripped over their fucking dicks to report that: "bush thinks work is hard, goes on vacation" .... i know congress worked real hard this year, what with faggots wantin' ta burn flags and have different species sex and i don't know what else .... so they deserve their two months off and their pay raises, like they get every year, just like the pay raises for walmart workers, you know?

it's a cost of breathing increase ..... there's no cost of thinking, thank god, for we'd be fuckiing bankrupt .... wait a minute! we are bankrupt ....

james baker, another highly paid great political mind, said yesterday that we might "have to talk to our enemies ..." i'm glad this man makes all the money he does .... not only is he responsible for stopping the florida recount in 2000, he's still plugged into the formulation of foreign policy: "we might have to talk to our enemies ...." sit down and hold onto your hats, folks, here's diplomacy at its finest .....

but i'm still thinking about the rape thing ..... he didn't know if he was successful .... it's important to have goals, and it's important to have standards by which you can evaluate your performance, you know? you want to be able to say, "hey, bitch .... we rapin' now, ain't we!" "yo, mama .... let's get your rape on!"

military intelligence at its finest .....

i'd say, run this man for republican president .... bush is fucking the country and the world and he doesn't know it and .....

you get the picture .....

i'm getting a drink ......

and polishing up my tribute to hot tuna .....

next: dr. pete is off the road