Editorials

i came down with stomach flu, just in time for the countdown to the midterm elections .... lord, i've felt like my ass had been take over by the republican spin and fear machine, spraying evil, vile, noxious, malodorous shit everywhere, just spatter-painting the porcelain with liquid corruption, coating the world with a noiseome thin gruel of putrescence and ..... oh, sorry 'bout that ....i'm sure you get the picture ....

hi, boys and girls .... last time we read that great american classic, "fun with dick and jane ...." god, how our hearts thrilled to those timeless words: "run, dick, run; see dick spot; see jane spot; spot, jane, spot; spot, dick, spot ..... "

it's a good thing i'm not a candidate for office in this mid-term election ... some republican fuck'd find out that i'd written a book and excoriate me for having done so .... especially with all the sexual references ..... you know, "dick;" "spot;" "run;" "come ....."

ook, dick, look .... puff is caught up a tree ....

meow meow meow, puff; meow meow meow ....

oh, jane, puff says "meow meow meow" .....

spot says "woof woof woof ...."

meow meow meow ..... woof woof woof .....

jesus h. shit .... aren't there any adults left in this country?

reports are appearing, stating that 650,000 iraqis have been liberated ... i mean, shuffled off their mortal coil; bought the farm; cashed in their chips; handed in their lunch pail; went to their higher rewards; are sitting at the left hand of god; eating smorgasbord with st. peter; partying down with those 72 virgins right now; are super-sizing worms; recycled back to the cosmic compost heap that gave birth to us all ..... not to mention the 2,743 american sojers and untold wounded, dismembered and otherwise "enhanced" persons we've got ourselves .....