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Nov 08, 2006 - Comments: 5

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HA HA HA HA HA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH WHOOOOPIEEEEEEEE EEEEEEK EEEEEEKKKKK ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF WOOOOOOOF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HOOOOOOO BOY BLOW ME EAT THIS YOU REPUBLICAN ELEPHANT FUCK HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU SCUMBAGS YOU VILE EVIL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH OOOOOOOO9O EEEEEE OOOOO AAAAA AAAA TING TANG POLLA WALLA BING BANG EEEEEEEEEE AAAAAA ORANGATANGADINGDONG WHOOOOOPEEEEEEEE .....

but i'm not gloating ....

Butt Plugs 'n' Ballots

Nov 06, 2006 - Comments: 2

i came down with stomach flu, just in time for the countdown to the midterm elections .... lord, i've felt like my ass had been take over by the republican spin and fear machine, spraying evil, vile, noxious, malodorous shit everywhere, just spatter-painting the porcelain with liquid corruption, coating the world with a noiseome thin gruel of putrescence and ..... oh, sorry 'bout that ....i'm sure you get the picture ....

Devil In A Blue Dress

Nov 02, 2006 - Comments: 3

shit, you think i'd be working on music, rather than writing more politically oriented blather ....

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Oct 31, 2006 - Comments: 2

hi, boys and girls .... last time we read that great american classic, "fun with dick and jane ...." god, how our hearts thrilled to those timeless words: "run, dick, run; see dick spot; see jane spot; spot, jane, spot; spot, dick, spot ..... "

it's a good thing i'm not a candidate for office in this mid-term election ... some republican fuck'd find out that i'd written a book and excoriate me for having done so .... especially with all the sexual references ..... you know, "dick;" "spot;" "run;" "come ....."

Cat Sand

Oct 25, 2006 - Comments: 2

we had fun with dick and jan last entry, didn't we? we had entire paragraphs, full of nicely typed words which, when read, went something like this:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blarrrggghhhhhh ..........

we have more of the same this week ..... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blarrrrrggggghghghghghgghh ......

Fun With Dick And Jane

Oct 19, 2006 - Comments: 2

ook, dick, look .... puff is caught up a tree ....

meow meow meow, puff; meow meow meow ....

oh, jane, puff says "meow meow meow" .....

spot says "woof woof woof ...."

meow meow meow ..... woof woof woof .....

jesus h. shit .... aren't there any adults left in this country?

Chee-Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah-Too-See

Oct 14, 2006 - Comments: 1

hey, tonto! what's that sound of remote thunder? what's the sound of distant drums that i hear? sounds like a stampede ....

Chicken Hawk, Chicken Shit

Oct 11, 2006 - Comments: 1

reports are appearing, stating that 650,000 iraqis have been liberated ... i mean, shuffled off their mortal coil; bought the farm; cashed in their chips; handed in their lunch pail; went to their higher rewards; are sitting at the left hand of god; eating smorgasbord with st. peter; partying down with those 72 virgins right now; are super-sizing worms; recycled back to the cosmic compost heap that gave birth to us all ..... not to mention the 2,743 american sojers and untold wounded, dismembered and otherwise "enhanced" persons we've got ourselves .....

Dr. Pete's Believe It Or Not!

Oct 03, 2006 - Comments: 3

Dr. Pete's Believe It Or Not

America is not a democracy.

George Bush has not made us "safer."

George Bush is a lying sack of shit, a cretinous retard, and a murderous fuckpig.

Jesus wouldn't last a New York minute were he to return; Christians would have to kill him quick.

There is no "liberal" media.

The media has been complicit in promulgating government deception.

Every day in Republican America is a "day that will live in infamy."

Republicans and Christians advocate and practice torture.

Peter Performs In Pittsburgh (California)

Oct 02, 2006 - Comments: 0

i will be playing this saturday, october 7th, in pittsburgh, california, as part of the "jefferson family galactic reunion ...." this will serve two vital purposes: one is as a benefit concert to restore the Creative Arts Building in Pittsburg .....

the other is to demonstrate that heavily medicated old people in life support systems can still play appallingly loud .....

i'll be playing an acoustic interlude, featuring classical pieces from the black kangaroo era, brilliantly sparkling new compositions, and a hoary old chestnut or two from the "tribute to h__ t___"

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